Probably one of the worst phrases ever uttered by a human. Colds are miserable things, aren't they? You have no idea how long you’ll feel like
crap, but people expect you to return to your normal activity level 12 hours
after you begin.
One of my least favorite parts of a cold is the mouth
breathing. You know what I’m talking
about, the
my-nose-is-so-stuffed-up-that-the-only-way-to-get-oxygen-to-my-lungs-is-to-suck-air-in-through-my-mouth
look. There’s something about mouth
breathing that gives a person the aura of lower intelligence. Pair that with the dazed look brought on by
the combination of Sudafed and Mucinex, and you look like a total genius.
That’s sarcasm, folks.
But life goes on, so I will too. With tissues. And chocolate.
What makes you feel better when you're sick?